Elvis vs JXL - A little less conversation

Getting autographs.

Saturday, April, 12 we went to the A-Day game. At halftime Mal Moore was presenting some awards. When he was finished I was ready to get his autograph on my A-Day program that I got before the game. I got it on the front cover of the program. After I got it, I went back to my seat. On my way I heard some kids talking about how they got Julio Jones autograph. I asked them where he was they told me he was sitting in the red seats with the recruits and that he was the guy with the pony tail. They told me he was getting mad for having to sign so many autographs . When I got back to my seat I told my dad about it and told him I wanted to go up there and try to get his autograph. He let Matt and I go try. There were two other little boys that were trying to do the same thing. We were looking to see if we could see him. One of the security policemen asked who we were looking for we said Julio Jones. Two older men heard us and gave some advice. They told us if we went up the way we were going to his girlfriend would stop us before we got there, he said we got to go around and sneak up on the other side and go up to him before anybody can say anything. I did not see Julio but the other two little boys did and they went up there first we went after them. I was a little bit nervous we would get in trouble we went up there anyways. I saw him and said "can i have your autograph please" and before I got finished his girlfriend said these guys want to watch the game try to come back later. I knew that was pretty much my only chance so I asked him anyway and he signed my football.

20 Reasons You Know Your Getting Older.

You know your getting older when ,

You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries getting up from the couch.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
You look for your glasses for half an hour, and then you find that they
were on your forehead the whole time.
It takes a couple of tries to get over the speed bump.
You begin every other sentence with , 'Nowadays'....
You look both ways before crossing a room.
Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
All your favorite movies are re-released in color.
Your asleep but others worry that your dead.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You have a dream about prunes.
You wear black socks with sandals.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
Your children are beginning to look middle aged.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

Pictures from the dance

Homecoming 2007

When did you first find out about the dance?
Somebody wrote it on the dry erase board about a week before the dance.

Why did you want to go?
Because I have not been to one before.

How did you like the dance?
I liked it a bunch.

Was it like you expected or different?
It was a little bit different than I thought. I thought it would be in the gym but it was in the lunchroom.

Did you dance? If so, with whom?
I danced with, Katie, Kelsey, Kayleen, Taylor, Porchia, and Tiffany.

Did you think you were going to have to actually dance?
I did not think I would actually dance.

What finally made you decide to do it?
Somebody asked me to dance. Tiffany was the first one to ask me.

Did you enjoy it? Why or why not?
Yes because they had good music too.

Who did you dance with and what was it like?
Same answer as number 5.And yes I enjoyed it.

What were some of the things that you and your friends talked about?
Billy, K.C, and I talked about how weird it would sound if we talked after we sucked in helium from the baloons. We tried it, it was real funny.

How do you think your Mom and Dad felt about all of that?
I think they were proud or glad.

What did your Dad and brothers do at the dance?
Joe danced with Ashley Martin, and Brittany Mayo. Matt walked around. My Dad took pictures and videos.

I know you had fun. What were some of the best parts of the evening?
To me some of the best parts of the evening were the music and the dancing.

What do you think the Lord would have you to think about all of that?
I think the Lord would like it.

Name at least three of the songs that you danced to.
"How Far" by Martina Mcbride, "Over and Over Again" by Nelly and Tim McGraw and I can not remember anymore.

Alabama verses Ole Miss

Yesterday I went to the Alabama verses Ole Miss in Oxford. It took us three hours to get there. I took a nap on the way up. Once we got to Mississippi we stopped at the rest stop. It was real nice and fancy . They even gave away free cokes and coffee. On our way to the game I ate a couple moonpies , a muffin and a grape can drink. When we got there we looked to see what they had at concessions. Joe and Dad got hotdogs and me and Matt got nachos and cheese. Alabama had a tough time beating Ole Miss but they did. They ended up winning 27 to 24. My favorite 2 plays was when Ezekial Knight intercepted the ball and almost ran it back for the touchdown. The other one was when Javier Arenas ran back the kick 71 yards two times. On our way back we ate at Whitt's Barbeque in Moulton, Alabama. Then we went to Grandmas. When we got there we were a little bit hungry again so we ate some macaroni and cheese, then we had some ice cream. I watched the ALCS game after that and the Cleveland Indians beat the Boston Red Sox 13 to 6 in 11 innings. Then I went to bed at about 12:30.

Tailgaiting and going to the Alabama game and some Auburn Jokes too.

Yesterday we woke up early and tailgated before the Alabama game. I listened to the radio and played football on The Mound. I did real good, in my last game I was the quarterback and I was 4 for 5 in passing with 4 touchdown passes. We got in Bryant - Denny Stadium 52 minutes before the game. Alabama got the ball first Javier Arenas ran it a long way. Then on first down Terry Grant ran a 48 or 49 yard touchdown run. He ended up with about 3 tochdowns and 130 something yards running. John Parker Wilson through a couple touchdown passes. Greg Macelroy did real good and so did Nick Fanuzzi. They ended up winning 52 to 6.

Why didn't the Auburn grad use 911 in emergencies ? Because he couldn't find 11 on the phone dial.

How many Auburn students does it take to eat an armadillo ? Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars.

Why don't Auburn fans eat barbecue beans ? Because they keep falling through the holes of the grill.

Whats the diference between a puppy and Terry Bowden ? Eventually a puppy stops whining.

How is the Auburn football team like a possum ? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Whats the smallest book of all ? The book of Auburn football heroes.

What is the difference of an Auburn football cheerleader and a heifer ? 20 pounds.

What does an Auburn grad call an Alabama grad ? Boss

How do you starve an Auburn fan ? Hide the foodstamps.

Why don't they serve ice water at Jordan - Hare anymore ? Because the guy who had the recipe died.

There was a Alabama fan and a Auburn fan driving down a winding road on opposite directions, they had a head on collision and totaled there cars. They got out to check on each other, and got out without a scratch. The Alabama fan said Igot a Jack Daniels in my trunk we should celebrate it by drinking it, so he handed it to the Auburn fan. After the Auburn fan drank about half of it, and tried to give the other half to the Alabama fan. The Alabama fan said no thanks I'll just wait for the cops.

Five questions for David

Q. Who are my five favorite Major League Baseball players?
A. Sammy Sosa, Andrew Jones, Greg Maddux, Derek Lee, and Alfonso Soriano

Q. What will I remember most about the seventh grade and why?
A. I will remember my field trips, how nasty the lunches were, and my friends.

Q. What would your dream be for your vacation this summer?
A. To go to Texas Rangers games and Chicago Cubs games.

Q. What is your favorite type of weather and why?
A. My favorite is 60 degrees, windy, and shady because to me thats perfect weather.

Q. What did you discuss and learn about today in Sunday School?
A. About missions.