Tailgaiting and going to the Alabama game and some Auburn Jokes too.
Yesterday we woke up early and tailgated before the Alabama game. I listened to the radio and played football on The Mound. I did real good, in my last game I was the quarterback and I was 4 for 5 in passing with 4 touchdown passes. We got in Bryant - Denny Stadium 52 minutes before the game. Alabama got the ball first Javier Arenas ran it a long way. Then on first down Terry Grant ran a 48 or 49 yard touchdown run. He ended up with about 3 tochdowns and 130 something yards running. John Parker Wilson through a couple touchdown passes. Greg Macelroy did real good and so did Nick Fanuzzi. They ended up winning 52 to 6.
Why didn't the Auburn grad use 911 in emergencies ? Because he couldn't find 11 on the phone dial.
How many Auburn students does it take to eat an armadillo ? Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars.
Why don't Auburn fans eat barbecue beans ? Because they keep falling through the holes of the grill.
Whats the diference between a puppy and Terry Bowden ? Eventually a puppy stops whining.
How is the Auburn football team like a possum ? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Whats the smallest book of all ? The book of Auburn football heroes.
What is the difference of an Auburn football cheerleader and a heifer ? 20 pounds.
What does an Auburn grad call an Alabama grad ? Boss
How do you starve an Auburn fan ? Hide the foodstamps.
Why don't they serve ice water at Jordan - Hare anymore ? Because the guy who had the recipe died.
There was a Alabama fan and a Auburn fan driving down a winding road on opposite directions, they had a head on collision and totaled there cars. They got out to check on each other, and got out without a scratch. The Alabama fan said Igot a Jack Daniels in my trunk we should celebrate it by drinking it, so he handed it to the Auburn fan. After the Auburn fan drank about half of it, and tried to give the other half to the Alabama fan. The Alabama fan said no thanks I'll just wait for the cops.
Why didn't the Auburn grad use 911 in emergencies ? Because he couldn't find 11 on the phone dial.
How many Auburn students does it take to eat an armadillo ? Three, one to eat it and two to watch for cars.
Why don't Auburn fans eat barbecue beans ? Because they keep falling through the holes of the grill.
Whats the diference between a puppy and Terry Bowden ? Eventually a puppy stops whining.
How is the Auburn football team like a possum ? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Whats the smallest book of all ? The book of Auburn football heroes.
What is the difference of an Auburn football cheerleader and a heifer ? 20 pounds.
What does an Auburn grad call an Alabama grad ? Boss
How do you starve an Auburn fan ? Hide the foodstamps.
Why don't they serve ice water at Jordan - Hare anymore ? Because the guy who had the recipe died.
There was a Alabama fan and a Auburn fan driving down a winding road on opposite directions, they had a head on collision and totaled there cars. They got out to check on each other, and got out without a scratch. The Alabama fan said Igot a Jack Daniels in my trunk we should celebrate it by drinking it, so he handed it to the Auburn fan. After the Auburn fan drank about half of it, and tried to give the other half to the Alabama fan. The Alabama fan said no thanks I'll just wait for the cops.
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