20 Reasons You Know Your Getting Older.

You know your getting older when ,

You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
It takes two tries getting up from the couch.
Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.
You look for your glasses for half an hour, and then you find that they
were on your forehead the whole time.
It takes a couple of tries to get over the speed bump.
You begin every other sentence with , 'Nowadays'....
You look both ways before crossing a room.
Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
All your favorite movies are re-released in color.
Your asleep but others worry that your dead.
You sing along with the elevator music.
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You have a dream about prunes.
You wear black socks with sandals.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
Your children are beginning to look middle aged.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.